I’m not a bitter United Fan that wallows in the fact that we lost him, I’’ve always thought that this guy has a head from a Dog, unfortunate events he may have endured, but how has his neck become that circumference?

So why must I bring this untouched upon topic about you ask, reason is because I’d like to discuss the five players I’d like to knock out, in no particular order of course.

• Tevez – Got the post title, I’d hit him with a lead bar and he would probably look prettier
• Martin Keown – Oh dear, just one of those heads you want to see after you’ve had 10 pints of Stella on a night out. This dirt doesn’t even play anymore and he still needs doing in
• Ray Parlour – Looks too much like Simply Red to me, there’s only one Mick so sorry Ray, you have to go.
• Paul Merson – Lets face it Arsenals 99 season team all needed K.O. time so we’ll round off this list with…….
• Tony Adams – Did he have a drink before every game the Booze’o or was it the razor that kept getting stolen, have a shave you tool.

And there you have it, welcome to add your own knock out time list, managers are included if you want a go!

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